I can change him

Phrase used by a girl who wants to buy a crappy guy for cheap, invest in him and then hold on when he's changed. Usually never works out.

"He's actually really leng, I think I can change him"

by ARandomLucas January 2, 2023

I can't even hold you

Can't lie/ fully telling the truth

"yo I can't even hold you lily said u a bitch"

by Lovers_island January 30, 2023

I can see you from behind

What me and my brotha says every time we see a Jeep Cherokee because that is what a old fellow that we call Mr Dick drives

To ur left brotha I can see you from behind!

by Buddy Bestie September 9, 2023

I can't see how that happened

Something to say when you see a particularly unfortunate looking woman with children. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a troll in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can see how that happened.

First example:
Guy #1: Oh my God, that woman hurts my eyes. How'd she get so many kids?
Guy #2: I can't see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can't see how that happened.
Guy #1: Thanks, I didn't look directly.

by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009

i can’t belive its not butter

The fucking stupidest shit u can name a product

I can’t belive its not butter!
Kys

by Lukiboss May 29, 2018

I can't make this up

To emphasize that one is telling the truth. Usually added to the end of a drawn out /dramatic situation that occured.

Keisha got her ass beat for sleeping with her friends dad last week. I can't make this up.

by dlindz May 6, 2021

I can't get no

Satisfaction

I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

by kHz33 May 27, 2021