hotel sex

1. Wild, dirty porno sex triggered by the anonymous, one-night-only, set-like quality of a hotel room. After sex, participants may also revel knowing that they made a mess that some random person will clean.

2. Doing it with reckless abandon.

Marty: "Who knew all these months of yoga would pay off last weekend at the Holiday Inn?! Blanche and I tried positions I didn't think were humanly possible!"

Sam: "Ooooh yeah, I love hotel sex! Sometimes after a dry spell, Sheila and I will rent a room at the Knotty Pines for a few hours to jumpstart things again."

by bellhop July 7, 2011

Hotel Seelow

A house in the Call of Duty 5 multiplayer map "Seelow" that was used to hide in from enemy tanks. Many refugees would hide in it as well. But has since been destroyed and everyone in it was killed. No one has seen any of the original members of Hotel Seelow since.

Oh my god! There are way too many tanks! We have to take cover in Hotel Seelow!

by Hagrid's mother June 8, 2009

gatewater hotel

a hotel in ace attorney with awesome people
it is also a discord server with debeste people

i love how everyone in gatewater hotel screams when greeting each other

by mxchily April 2, 2021

Penis Hotel

A description of certain orifices on human body that are explicitly used for sexual pleasure of one's penis.

Gary's mouth is a total Penis Hotel.

by Spookyspaghettiman May 4, 2022

hotel owner

A group of incestuous, nasty, and presssed people from stan twitter sharing STDS such as jealousy and chlamydia. Trying to be as relevant as the café owners™ but miserably failing everytime. They’re the incarnation of jealousy.

I was such hotel owner today.
I was such a jealous hater today.

by unfortunately a hotel owner June 1, 2019

hotel therapy

When a married couple can barely keep it together so they book a hotel every weekend to get away from their kid and just bang.

“They hired another babysitter”
“Yeah i heard there trying out hotel therapy”

by ilymilo November 3, 2019

Obama hotel

Any detention camp or detention warehouse for immigrant children resulting from, or expanded upon, as a result of “zero tolerance” immigration policies of the Obama administration.

If you need to escape violence and terror in your home country, come to the U.S. and our border thugs will put your children up in a Obama Hotel

by the real Hillary R. C. June 26, 2019