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hotel sex

1. Wild, dirty porno sex triggered by the anonymous, one-night-only, set-like quality of a hotel room. After sex, participants may also revel knowing that they made a mess that some random person will clean.

2. Doing it with reckless abandon.
Marty: "Who knew all these months of yoga would pay off last weekend at the Holiday Inn?! Blanche and I tried positions I didn't think were humanly possible!"

Sam: "Ooooh yeah, I love hotel sex! Sometimes after a dry spell, Sheila and I will rent a room at the Knotty Pines for a few hours to jumpstart things again."
by bellhop July 7, 2011
mugGet the hotel sexmug.

gatewater hotel

a hotel in ace attorney with awesome people
it is also a discord server with debeste people
i love how everyone in gatewater hotel screams when greeting each other
by mxchily April 2, 2021
mugGet the gatewater hotelmug.

hotel owner

A group of incestuous, nasty, and presssed people from stan twitter sharing STDS such as jealousy and chlamydia. Trying to be as relevant as the café owners™ but miserably failing everytime. They’re the incarnation of jealousy.
I was such hotel owner today.
I was such a jealous hater today.
mugGet the hotel ownermug.

Hotel Ballroom

The official meeting place of atheists. Almost every meeting, speech, or convention involving any explicitly atheist groups are found in hotel ballrooms.
"We're consenting to be thought of as a cranky subculture that meets in hotel ballrooms." -Sam Harris
by deltakilo7 April 21, 2011
mugGet the Hotel Ballroommug.

HIV Hotel

HIV Hotel is a term used to describe Czech Fantasy's mass gloryhole pornography series. This is due to the sheer amount of sexual activity between many people, resulting in the assumption of spreading STD's.
Our trip to Europe was amazing. Chris and I even got to visit the HIV Hotel!
by Crippled Man November 5, 2019
mugGet the HIV Hotelmug.

hotel therapy

When a married couple can barely keep it together so they book a hotel every weekend to get away from their kid and just bang.
“They hired another babysitter
“Yeah i heard there trying out hotel therapy
by ilymilo November 3, 2019
mugGet the hotel therapymug.

Hotel Seelow

A house in the Call of Duty 5 multiplayer map "Seelow" that was used to hide in from enemy tanks. Many refugees would hide in it as well. But has since been destroyed and everyone in it was killed. No one has seen any of the original members of Hotel Seelow since.
Oh my god! There are way too many tanks! We have to take cover in Hotel Seelow!
by Hagrid's mother June 8, 2009
mugGet the Hotel Seelowmug.

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