Hoebag

Lauryn/Jugs

Damn Lauryn’s parents don’t want her to come home because of what a hoebag she is

by Cblack18 April 18, 2019

hoebag

an insult to someone whos a hoe but they're a big hoe

mary: fuck off you hoebag

by larry the duck June 4, 2020

Hoobastank

A venereal disease.

"One in ever four adults in America have contracted Hoobastank."

by Blague Czar November 21, 2021

Hoobastank

Proper Noun:

1. The middle name of our lord and savior, Jesus Hoobastank Christ

2. Hoobastank is an American rock band formed in 1994 in Agoura Hills, California, by lead vocalist Doug Robb, guitarist Dan Estrin, drummer Chris Hesse, and original bassist Markku Lappalainen. They were signed to Island Records from 2001 to 2012 and have released six albums and one extended play to date. Wikipedia
Genre: Rock, Alternative rock, Nu metal, Hard rock, Punk rock, Post-grunge, Alternative metal, Pop-punk, More
Origin: Agoura Hills, California, U.S
First single: Crawling in the Dark
Also known as: Hoobustank (1994–2001)

Jesus Hoobastank Christ!

Oh man, did you go to the Hoobastank concert?!

by Trixie Bellaruse April 6, 2023

Hoooag

A pipe in which smoke is inhaled through water.
I discovered this when I had a crossword puzzle solved except for one word, whose letters I had were "Hoooag", so I retroactively made HOOOAG a definition matching the clue to fill in the crossword.

"Nice hoooag you have there."

by Forton Smork June 9, 2023

satanic hoebag

Someone who wants to die (jokingly) and is just inappropriate all day everyday

That Satanic Hoebag is making everyone depressed and arroused at the same time

by Satanic Hoebag February 9, 2017

Backstabbing Hoebag

A person who cheats on their best friend with their best friend's boyfriend. Ie., Abagail Nichols.

That motherfucking backstabbing hoebag Abagail Nichols just slept with my boyfriend! I will kill that piece of shit bitch!!

by alij14 May 14, 2018