Hippopotaface

A large person with an unattractive chubby face.

... she wasn't my type, she had a Hippopotaface.

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hippopotogater

it's what you get when you mix a hippo with an alligator duh!!!!

holy shit something almost got me by the leg I think it was a hippopotogater wow that was close

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Fredrick is a hippopotanus.

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That word the Bulgarian kid would make you yell and your other friends would laugh at

Bulgarian Kid: Hey hey hey! yell HIPPOPOTAM!
Other guy: Wtf does that mean?

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Quite the annoying word. It means fear of long words.

#1: do you have hippopotamonstorosesquipadelaphobia.

#2: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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The fear of long words, as ironically the word itself is a long word.

Guy: "Dude, do you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?"

Friend: internally screaming

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The dumbest word in the english language because it is a phobia that means fear of long words. Whoever invented the word is taking the piss

Patient: I have a fear of long words.
Doctor: You are diagnosed with Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

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