1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad
by Brian M. and Travis W. October 19, 2008
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The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs
rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?
by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009
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An ego handjob is an exchange of unsolicited compliments between friends that is meant to flatter, affirm, or charm; especially under circumstances in which the mutual feelings are generally already known. Ego handjobs should be mutual and reciprocated.
An ego handjob is an exchange of unsolicited compliments between friends that is meant to flatter, affirm, or charm; especially under circumstances in which the mutual feelings are generally already known. Ego handjobs should be mutual and reciprocated.
Two people exchanging ego handjobs:
Friend one: "You are awesome!"
Friend two: "YOU are awesomer!"
Friend one: "Your ego handjobs feel great!"
Friend two: "No way... YOUR ego handjobs are just amazing."
Friend one: "You are awesome!"
Friend two: "YOU are awesomer!"
Friend one: "Your ego handjobs feel great!"
Friend two: "No way... YOUR ego handjobs are just amazing."
by Armchair007 December 25, 2011
Get the ego handjob mug.1. When an act of penile masturbation results in the owner of the fleshy appendage feeling "sour" or "spicy" - usually because of mechanically induced hyperkeratosis lesions on the giver (and subsequently on the receiver) of the manual stimulation. This assault on a friendly weapon can result in the penis looking like a plate of kimchi.
2. When one uses Kimchi as lube before doing the five finger knuckle shuffle
2. When one uses Kimchi as lube before doing the five finger knuckle shuffle
1. "Seth went home with that hot chick that works down at the docks and she gave him a kimchi handjob - his monster is raw."
2. "Oh, that mixed smell of fermented napa cabbage, daikon radish, scallions, Korean red pepper powder, fish sauce, fresh ginger, garlic cloves & salted shrimp? Yeah, that's my junk. Last night I got a Kimchi Handjob."
2. "Oh, that mixed smell of fermented napa cabbage, daikon radish, scallions, Korean red pepper powder, fish sauce, fresh ginger, garlic cloves & salted shrimp? Yeah, that's my junk. Last night I got a Kimchi Handjob."
by Dr. Michael Mancini August 30, 2013
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