crack hack

The cough one develops when smoking too much crack cocaine or similar substance.

That crackhead's been coughing all morning in the ER waiting room. Don't worry, it's not contagious, it's just crack hack.

by St. Furn Obnox March 29, 2017

Man Up and Hack it

comes from england
means to grow some balls and get on with it
can be used in most situations and the 'hack it part' is optional

patient- 'but i don't want to walk around on crutches for 6 weeks, it's really difficult and painful'

doctor- 'man up and hack it.'

by selene du coudray October 8, 2009

Obsessed with Vinnie Hacker

Unhealthy obsession with Vinnie hacker.
Gorgeous man.

I’m obsessed with Vinnie Hacker

by Macygreenhoughh December 30, 2020

hackey

Hackey: (Adjective) A way to describe a bad programming practice that is a shitty stopgap fix, but you do it anyway because you don't give a shit.

In Pair Programming:

Watcher: Damn dude, you're really going to do that shit? It's really hackey.
Coder: STFU i have the controls, not you.

by SomeProgrammerGuy March 7, 2018

life hack

A term the technologically (mostly) illiterate throw around to demonstrate that they understand these newfangled computers. Formerly known as "good ideas."

A: "Did you know that if you take a shampoo bottle, pour some shampoo on your hand, and mush it into your head when you're in the shower, your hair will smell better? Lol, my favorite life hack!"
B: "Shut up."

by delroah November 1, 2013

.hack

A huge series of anime and games that is based on an MMORPG called "The World." The .hack titles consist of, in order of the 'timeline'...

.hack//SIGN ...an anime
.hack//LIMINALITY ...an anime
.hack//INFECTION ...the first game in the series
.hack//MUTATION ...the second game
.hack//OUTBREAK ...the third game
.hack//QUARINTINE ...the final game
.hack//LEGEND OF THE TWILIGHT BRACELET ...an anime

The world of .hack could certainly be coming to us in another five years or so, when virtual reality is harnessed completely.

by Kyuubi No Kitsune June 1, 2005

Near hack experience

A play on words relating to near death experience.

The feeling you get when you enter in your username and password into something important (Facebook, bank websites, e-mail, video games you've invested years of time into) only to find that your password doesn't work.

This often leads to a sinking feeling in your chest which quickly leads to increased heart rate and paranoia, and everything that is at stake flashes before your eyes like your money, private messages, or that +9 GTB Thorny Shield you spent years camping for.

Though typically, you haven't actually been "hacked", but really:

1. You have caps lock on, and your password is case-sensitive.

2. You typed the right password in right too fast, and somehow managed to fuck up three, four, or even five times. (See: failure)

3. After making sure you type each letter firmly and individually, you quickly realize that you:

A) Entered in the wrong username that looks similar (Johndoe696996 instead of Johndoe696969)

B) You changed your password, and you forgot you ever changed it.

If none of these are the case, then you have either been keylogged (Again, see: failure), or you have violated the Terms of Service and have been banned.

Dude, I just had a near hack experience after failing to login to my main World of Warcraft account four times in a row.

It turns out I had my caps lock on the whole time.

by Interactive September 29, 2009