happy highway

A happy trail that is way over grown.

You need to shave your happy highway.

by Stone Mill Goat Ropers October 4, 2004

Hair on the Highway

A mythical place where the weary traveller can stop for a rest, get a cold beverage whilst gaining a new superior hairstyle that is cut by the ever upstyling Queen Balayage.

“Maybe we should stay at the Hair on the Highway”,
“Don’t joke about that Joe, you’ve heard about the myth of the Hair and the Highway.

by Olivia Trdeeeuuuuuu March 12, 2021

highway noggin

Performing oral sex on the person who is driving

As Jack was driving, Jill reached over and unzipped his pants to uncovered his manhood and to give him highway noggin.

by juicy nancy March 5, 2015

highway dyslexia

When someone drives in the passing lane on the highway (usually below the speed limit) but they actually aren't passing anyone. And they stay there in spite of being passed by several cars.

"Why won't that guy in the Mercedes get over! He must have highway dyslexia."

by yaya777 December 28, 2016

Cock Highway

When he or she is missing just enough teeth to slide your wiener in and not get bit.

I was kinda scared to get a blowie off of her until she smiled. I'm gonna ride that cock highway all the way across the country with no worries about the tooth drag.

by Mikaela Slopko July 30, 2019

Hershey Highway

The butt; specifically in the context of anal sex.

I went down the Hershey Highway last night and all I got was this lousy T-shirt and chlamydia.

by FreudianSlit May 14, 2018

highway roulette

See how far you can driving when you have to use the bathroom

I really lost at highway roulette after work yesterday

by Badgerboy17 December 19, 2016