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gunt cheese

That cheesy substance that forms under the gunt, also known as gunt butter, gunt cheese is a highly valued substance whose curative properties are potentially revolutionary, however no research has actually gone into it.
"Hey, how much for that gunt cheese?"
by eebnupasplee July 3, 2007
mugGet the gunt cheesemug.

gunt drip

When sweat runs down a gunt and accumulates on the bottom, creating a disgusting yellowish goo, similar to the way stalactites are formed.
"You might want to scrape that gunt drip off; you'll get gunt stalactites!"
by Bobo Skellington June 27, 2008
mugGet the gunt dripmug.

sea gunt

a fat disgusting woman whose gut and cunt (gunt) run in course to form a single large lump. she generally resembles an underwater sea creature such as a manatee.
dude check out that fucking sea gunt sitting at Mcdonalds, it looks like her tits are sitting on a beach ball.
by KAOShimself April 9, 2009
mugGet the sea guntmug.

Jeg-Gunts

Combination of a Gunt and the tight jeggings worn by fat/obese supermarket shoppers. Usually worn also with Ugg boots.
I went to Asda Toryglen on Saturday and felt classy after seeing all the Jeg-Gunts on display
by cazzzza February 8, 2010
mugGet the Jeg-Guntsmug.

gunt puddle

A collection of sweat that can accumulate between the pannis and the pussy.
Her gunt puddle could be seen from across the room.
by Dirtytrainer December 10, 2017
mugGet the gunt puddlemug.

Gunt-rape

The act of forcibly folding your girlfriend's fat lower belly (aka, gunt) and fucking the fold.
My buxom girlfriend was leaning forward while wearing a bikini top, so I went ahead and gunt-raped her.
by N2B December 7, 2009
mugGet the Gunt-rapemug.

gunt clap

When a overly obese womans gut meets her cunt in a more rapid motion to create a clapping procedure
MY fat ass teachers Gut hangs so low it smacks her cunt every time she takes a step

when i was banging that fat bitch he gut kept flapping and smacking her cunt creating what is known as the gunt clap.
by caimmaster June 8, 2007
mugGet the gunt clapmug.

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