glove guilt

when you're working with sensitive materials (chemistry, food prep, biohzards, etc.) and you repeatedly fuck up when putting on/using your disposable gloves so that you go through half a box in 5 minutes and you feel guilty about wasting resources

"there would always be some residue that would sublime its way through the tape and so it would get on your gloves, and then your gloves would smell like it until you replace them, and after you replace your gloves like five times, you feel a bit of glove guilt, so this is another really annoying stupid compound"

- That Chemist, "Which chemical do I hate the most," 14:01

by k992 September 26, 2023

Carbon guilt

The horrible guilt a generally green-minded person feels when they have no choice but to do something entirely unsustainable.

"I am so racked with carbon guilt-- my company is making me fly half way across the world for a 2 hour meeting!"

by Andrea Fernandez June 19, 2008

guilt flush

after coming home from a very late night out... you wake up in the morning only to find you have cocaine left over in a baggy in your pocket.
Feeling guilty from the night before for doing drugs, you flush the rest down the toilet.

Dude, I totally guilt flushed my baggy this morning.

by the keibler October 16, 2009

green guilt

Green guilt is when you do something that is bad for the environment and feel guilty about it.

I forgot to bring my shopping bags to Whole Foods or Trader Joe's so I am feeling green guilt.

by lflqueen February 23, 2009

jewish guilt

An extremely horrible guilt trip best exicuted by Jewish people in which they make you feel guilty for wanting something they need. Not to be confused with catholic guilt

Hey dad can I have this chili in the fridge. Shure but I will die if you eat it because I haven't had food in days. Dad stop jewish guilting me.

by Christa April 14, 2015

White Guilt

See: Barack Obama

I'm a successful white liberal. I'm voting for Barack Obama because he lessens my white guilt.

by BogaDog March 30, 2009

Gaga Guilt

A form of guilt feeling originating from contempt of Lady Gaga, prior to investigation. An early symptom of Gaga guilt is cognitive dissonance. Upon learning the true creative genius that Lady Gaga is, those who had misjudged the artist previously, develop emotional discomfort from the two opposing beliefs held simultaniously. Self-knowledge and disregarding the flawed belief alone, may not be enough to relieve the sufferer's guilt feelings. Especially if the sufferer communicated any of their original and flawed judgements. In such cases, it is recommended that the sufferer publicly praise the artist. Prognosis, for those suffering from Gaga Guilt, is good. Studies show recovery rates at 100%.

In order to relieve her Gaga Guilt, Tracy posted sincere praise and a link to Lady Gaga's site, on her Facebook Wall.

by GGSW November 22, 2010