(Noun) The first partner readies a pot of hollandaise sauce; wearing a beret and a baguette, under one arm; all on an exercise bike, nude. The second partner then completely lubes up with half of the Hollandaise, being careful not to lower the temperature of the pot too much as this will ruin the consistency. Return to heat. Finally, with a running start and holding two live parrots; the second partner dives onto a prepared slip-and-slide, now aimed with the precision of a laser-guided missile, into the partners' awaiting orifice. The anal cavity is traditional, but records indicate that any orifice works.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
Dude 1: "Did you hear; Stacy gave Deborah a French Grunt?"
Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
by Rodney "GIRTHQUAKE" Jones February 21, 2023
Get the French Gruntmug. The sounds caused in the act of straining when you eat too much meat and taking a shit is an hour long endeavor.
by Calicoex11 May 3, 2018
Get the meat gruntsmug. by Grunt Punt October 8, 2018
Get the Grunt puntmug. An infantry man whose gone balls to the wall is "grunt as fuck".
See that man not caring he's "grunt as fuck"
See that man not caring he's "grunt as fuck"
by gmangrunt February 20, 2014
Get the grunt as fuckmug. by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee May 6, 2004
Get the The Ultimate Gruntmug. "Please do not butt grunt at the table, Johnny. It's impolite."; "I don't feel so well. I've got some major butt grunts going on here."
by Booism July 28, 2009
Get the Butt Gruntmug. "My girl was giving me a grunt job while i was on the toilet the other day, and then i farted really loud."
by Sparky88 December 18, 2006
Get the grunt jobmug.