goose

some who has a weird shaped head and a long neck and a gigantic buttox like "Mother Goose".

ususally seen with a small vienna sausage like penis that stands up even with out being aroused, becuz of its small size.

When i was in the locker room, a goose tried to hump me.

by Rachel Ewald April 8, 2004

goosing

Term used for drinking grey goose vodka

Tonight we will be goosing all night long.

by alonzo j jordan August 24, 2012

Goose

A goose is a person who acts different towards his friends in certain social situations. One in the act of being a goose is thus, Goosing.

Man, Lou's girl came around, so he started goosin'....talkin bout takin her here and there, and buyin' her this and that.

by Half February 13, 2003

Gooses

The better way to pluralize goose.

The gooses waddled by.

by SYARNE8593 May 28, 2019

Goose

A true silly Willy who likes to mess around

Him: I fucked my cat last night

Other him: your a straight goose hombre

by J- bird June 12, 2019

Goose

A truly despicable being, summoned from the depths of hell to torture humans for eternity

Goose appears
Everyone: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
That one guy that stays behind: are you challenging me goose
Goose stabs him

by NotDuckBtw January 30, 2020

Goose

A degenerate from Newton Massachusetts who never learned how to interact with people. His jewfro interferes with the signals from Mars that tell him how to act, and speaking to girls is harder for him than a 7th grader with Tourette's. His room is an exact copy of what you think of when someone brings up Osama Bin Laden's jihad afghan cave, and he tells girls to get their p**sy juice off his bed. Nice call, goose.

"Bro, DBAG - Dont Be A Goose"
"Goose, put your 2 month old dishes in the sink"
"C'mon bro get out of your room and socialize, don't be a Goose"

by MikeHuntisSweaty February 24, 2020