goose

some who has a weird shaped head and a long neck and a gigantic buttox like "Mother Goose".

ususally seen with a small vienna sausage like penis that stands up even with out being aroused, becuz of its small size.
When i was in the locker room, a goose tried to hump me.
by Rachel Ewald April 08, 2004
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goosing

Term used for drinking grey goose vodka
by alonzo j jordan April 02, 2012
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Goose

A goose is a person who acts different towards his friends in certain social situations. One in the act of being a goose is thus, Goosing.
Man, Lou's girl came around, so he started goosin'....talkin bout takin her here and there, and buyin' her this and that.
by Half February 13, 2003
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Goose

hot, cute, a person who you find good looking
Jacob Elordi is so goose

Me: You are so goose
Them: Thanks you too
by saghottie42 January 12, 2022
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Goose

A youtuber, who loves to say Honk and is friends with a duck.
''Hey, it's me, the goose, HONK, HONK!''
by Kripty January 16, 2019
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A truly despicable being, summoned from the depths of hell to torture humans for eternity
Goose appears
Everyone: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
That one guy that stays behind: are you challenging me goose
Goose stabs him
by NotDuckBtw January 30, 2020
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Goose

A degenerate from Newton Massachusetts who never learned how to interact with people. His jewfro interferes with the signals from Mars that tell him how to act, and speaking to girls is harder for him than a 7th grader with Tourette's. His room is an exact copy of what you think of when someone brings up Osama Bin Laden's jihad afghan cave, and he tells girls to get their p**sy juice off his bed. Nice call, goose.
"Bro, DBAG - Dont Be A Goose"
"Goose, put your 2 month old dishes in the sink"
"C'mon bro get out of your room and socialize, don't be a Goose"
by MikeHuntisSweaty February 25, 2020
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