Goons

Large, sweaty, and super-saggy titties possibly covered in warts. Don't forget the hairy areolas.

"Damn, that girl's got a fat ass. But those titties gotta go... They're a couple of goons."

by The Littlelest Pig August 11, 2010

Goon

+ bag, Something Damo pissed in

Oi dont look at me im pissing in tha goonbag.

by Swineth July 19, 2003

Gooned

To be extremely high

I'm really gooned right now.

by Scepterwolf December 18, 2019

Goon

A Goon is somebody who is a hired thug, that might slang drugs, hurt somebody they got beef with, but usually to get that green!!

Person A: Aye nigga that liquor store was robbed by a goon my nigga
Person B: I know Homebwoi dem niggas be hittin licks all night long nigga

by G.C. Pilla August 16, 2008

goon

A strong alcoholic beverage

the goon beat me again last night

by Ænimal February 25, 2004

goon

1. The creator of all, believed in those by the theory of dump.
2. The greatest man on the face of planet earth.
3. Includes the deffinition of barros
4. An extremely large man with an even larger trust fund.
5. An all consuming human black hole.
6. The ultimate lord of buffalo wings.
7. The creator and destroyer of all

All bow down to goon for fear that our country be eaten

by john barros January 21, 2004

Goon

Same as saying ‘silly’ or ‘goof-ball’
Used in a fun joking manner

Paul “When I get drunk I like to play Xbox in my army gear”
Bob “lol dude ur such a goon!”

by BasicSavage01 April 29, 2019