Goldfish

To eat so much food that you get sick or feel close to death.

"Dude, get these chocolate raisins away from me or else I'm going to goldfish myself".

"Smoking weed always puts me in the mood to goldfish myself".

by Kevin Cold as Ice October 1, 2009

Goldfishing

Used when you're forgetting something or have forgotten something. In reference to goldfishes' short/nonexistent memory.

Michael Jackson is dead, seriously? Oh...sorry, goldfishing.

by KousukeShou January 24, 2011

goldfish

the useless, no good for nothing, lazy, loud music playing and just all around annoying peolpe in our society today. as useless as a goldfish. mostly pertaining to those of the african american race that think they are the illest homie around. iller than 50 cent.

"Hey Bob, that damn golfish never does any work." "I know fred, I'd like to feed him to my pirahnas as food."

by rod May 8, 2003

Goldfish

A reference or equivelant to cocain/crack and or assortment of date rape drugs

"That nigga ED spilt all her goldfish in her computor room"
"That nigga ED swears she will quit the goldfish right after this fix"
"That nigga ED will only take goldfish in its purest form"

by TFean April 22, 2006

Goldfish

The most useless animal that has completely no purpose.
God was high when he made it.

Goldfishes dont do SHIT!

by Georgioz December 12, 2009

Goldfish juice

Its Orange juice basically.
You can't stare at a fish tank whilst drinking orange juice.
Otherwise it will become GOLDFISH JUICE!
like, ewww!

Toni: i like Dr Pepper coz its nice, but i'd prefer it to be orange coz orange is nicer, but i dnt want it to be orange coz then it'd look like i woz drinking goldfish juice.
Natalie: GOLDFISH JUICE! LMAO. ew.

by Toni. November 26, 2007

happy as a goldfish in the sea

Helen's phrase, created on new years eve of 2004.. she was extremly drunk and on her way to paralytic..too much of the old vodka i think :-P !
Helen staed this, when i asked her how she was..shortly before falling into my bath and collapsing onto my bed.. appualing behaviour helen! Of course, jan was completely sober :-)...!

Jan - Are you ok helen?
Helen - happ as a goldfish in the sea!!
Jan - okk then?
Helen - Wouldn't a goldifhs die in the sea, it's salty?

by Sumone who's bored :) March 6, 2005