A word misused by people who think they know about computers.
This is often used as a crutch for not learning how computers work, and what a glitch actually is.
Ex. A person misformating a document to print and blaming it on a "glitch".
This is often used as a crutch for not learning how computers work, and what a glitch actually is.
Ex. A person misformating a document to print and blaming it on a "glitch".
Karen: "Oh seems there was a glitch in the printer!"
Bob: "No, you just printed the same page on both sides you fucking normie."
Bob: "No, you just printed the same page on both sides you fucking normie."
by Jucktan Philips November 25, 2020
Get the Glitch mug.An ancient being, recently revealing himself to YouTube furry community. He is the master of jars, the lord of cum, and the most powerfull yiffer in the world, if not in any universe existing.
A: All hail the glitch!
B: May his holy jars be on our side, for they are in control over this universe!
B: May his holy jars be on our side, for they are in control over this universe!
by Opso Opos February 3, 2021
Get the Glitch mug.the x glitch is where on your playstation if the x button does not work you have to resrtart your system
by Ohsnap24 March 19, 2021
Get the the x glitch mug.Friend: “Yo dude I’m toast I totally forgot about the assignment due today”
You: “dude the professor suffered a massive heart attack the assignment was pushed a week”
Friend: “DUDE that’s a glitch!!!”
You: “dude the professor suffered a massive heart attack the assignment was pushed a week”
Friend: “DUDE that’s a glitch!!!”
by Wörd güy March 27, 2021
Get the Glitch mug.A person who is dangerously out of a norm, and a "glitch" to society. This can be applied to individuals who are pedophiles, rapists, or there to just cause trouble.
"Dude, you saw what he was doing at the party last night right?"
"Yea, he was hitting on those underage girls. What a glitch."
"Yea, he was hitting on those underage girls. What a glitch."
by MrTalksALot April 26, 2021
Get the Glitch mug.A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
Get the Must have been a computer-glitch mug.Glitch tech lover guy: “Who knows what realy happens when a game starts to glitch?” Glitch tech lover guy 2: “🎵here come the glitch techs, they know what to do!”
Watch the entire thing on youtube truat me it’s awesome.
Watch the entire thing on youtube truat me it’s awesome.
by I need help 2023 January 19, 2023
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