Glitch

An unexpected event that benefits you and/or your friends

Friend: “Yo dude I’m toast I totally forgot about the assignment due today”

You: “dude the professor suffered a massive heart attack the assignment was pushed a week”

Friend: “DUDE that’s a glitch!!!”

by Wörd güy March 27, 2021

Glitch

A technical term used as an excuse for someone not doing their job. Translated, it means ‘I fucked up, but I don’t ever admit to making a mistake’

Sorry everyone, you didn’t get paid because there’s a glitch in the system

by Lmb17 September 21, 2018

glitch

the best energy drink mix ever made

have you tried glitch yet? it's really good!

by givemegumgumyoudumdum October 31, 2022

Glitch

A six six big man who is a pussy in the paint.

Hey, yo get your man Glitch out of the post if cant score on a five six guard.

by YourSmall May 01, 2019

Glitch

Adjective: meaning to use narcotics intravenously. Mostly speeds.

"I gotta get me a glitch"
"Wanna try a glitch?"
"That glitchlord is wild, he's always going ham"

by Glitchlord March 14, 2016

glitch

gay little pissbaby little stupid slut little gay guy little piss boy

glitch is totally a glitch. I mean, did you see how he reacted when his friend called him a whore?

by glitchedmoss October 09, 2020

Glitch

A "glitch" can be defined as a symbolic disruption, error, or imperfection within digital systems or societal structures. Glitches are embraced as opportunities for resistance and subversion, challenging established norms and power dynamics.

"To glitch is to embrace malfunction, and to embrace malfunction is in and of itself an expression that starts with “no.” - Glitch Feminism by Legacy Russell

"Glitch is all about traversing along edges and stepping to the limits, those we occupy and push through, on our journey to defining ourselves" - Glitch Feminism by Legacy Russell

by EyreJordans February 14, 2024