Gabe

a complete faggit...a midget
A.K.A. Halfsquat

You are such a Gabe

Gabe by Hugewenier October 7, 2009

Gabe

Long form: Gabriel.

A name given to guys by douchey religious parents. Generally causes said guys to go about their lives being tools and generally fucking things up. Other symptoms may include having no friends, being beaten up all the time, and having a small penis.

Similar to how chicks named Bertha will always be hugely fat.

Man, that Gabe kid is a total fuck up. What were his parents thinking when they named him that?

Gabe by hasdfkhakshdfklahsdkalhf October 24, 2011

Gabe

A fat ugly Mexican that has NO life and is a pot head.

HEY, look at that Gabe over there! He sooooooooo ugly, never going to get married or have Mexican babies

Gabe by Shannaynay6969 October 10, 2011

Gabe

A gay little dumb boy how is probably going to grow up to be a dumb drug dealer.

A gay little dumb boy how is probably going to grow up to be a dumb drug dealer.

Do you know where to get the good stuff

I heard Gabe has some good stuff

No Gabe is a dumb ass.

Gabe by oteroter December 9, 2018

Gabe

i hate you if your not gabe dont read this your the thot not meeeeeee

Gabe is stupid

Gabe by ihatemidleschool- March 6, 2019

gabe

gabe is a big bitchboy baby. he says the n word alot and has 0 friends

wow gabe really is a fagggot

gabe by gabe is gay123 September 30, 2020

gabe

the fruitiest mf alive, like if you ever see a gabe they're definitely gay

person 1: Who's gabe?

person 2: Oh gabe, that one fruit cup at school?

gabe by popopops November 14, 2021