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Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool
King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.
by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024
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Genome Guardian

a roguelite turret shooter by Alpherior. You combine DNA to create a bunch of different weapons and it's really cool. On Steam and Switch.
I've played Genome Guardian for 100hrs and I'm still not done everything yet wtf
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Guardians of the Galaxy 3

Foreplay of one partner pulling the others face off but refusing to kill them. Because the meta commentary on wokism wearing a mask is soo important to point out.
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guardian

1- Person who has been appointed by a court or otherwise has the legal authority (and the corresponding duty) to make decisions relevant to the personal and property interests of another person who is deemed incompetent.
2- Person who raised and cared for another person (without kinship and without adoption).
My guardian is a good person.
by Coldandhot October 14, 2023
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Go Guardian

the stupidest piece of shit ever. any teacher who uses this is a fucking spy. When im tryna watch youtube this motherfucker shuts it down
"Go Guardian is stupid as fuck" "FR!" "GoGuardian is for teachers who fucking spy on kids"
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Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life
I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself
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GUARDIAN

When your non-binary friend wants a parental term to identify by. So you shout GUARDIAN!
"Not mom, not dad, I is GUARDIAN"
Wow, what a badass friend.
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