gooey monster

Issa very very spooky monster that lives in yo crib

Ahhhh a gooey monster!!!

by Gooey monster December 19, 2017

Gooey Johnson

The act of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into said ear canal.

Dude, last I night I gave her a Gooey Johnson right before she kicked me out.

by The Cole Crew February 7, 2014

Gooey stiffin

The act of jizzing one girls breast then proceeding to pour molten chocolate on her titties and suck it all off

Man last night was fun, gave her a gooey stiffin best night of my life

by Bparis6459 June 16, 2021

gooey looey

When a man cums in a woman’s ear and proceeds to let it drip out

Oh I just got gooey Looeyed

by YOBOISQUIDWARD October 12, 2017

Gooey Gold

Possibly one of the worst ways to say sperm, or cum

"I wanna lick up all his Gooey Gold!"
"I hate you. I hate you so much."

by JakeEatsDirt June 23, 2021