gandalf cumshot

The act of where a male cumshot has landed, and has been ejaculated with such a power and strength that it's as if Gandalf himself has gifted it with his aid from the flames of the mountain of Erebor. There are few with this power, and those that do are often in hiding because they do not wish to destroy the world with such a force, or allow it to fall into the wrong hands. A Gandalf Cumshot is easily identifiable if the female is wearing makeup, because the cumshot should have hit it with so much force that the makeup is no more. Side effects may contain the female being dead/partially wounded as a result. Beware.

Guy 1 "Did you see the twin towers yesterday?" Guy 2- "Yeah, I heard Osama Bin Laden did a Gandalf Cumshot"

guy1- did you see Kim last night? guy2- yeah, she looked so bad she had taken a gandalf cumshot

by danceonmybelly August 11, 2014

Gandage

Gay, really gay, flying homo, Senior

Senior is super gandage

by Gandage October 6, 2019

GEMDAS

what my fucking dumbass math teacher calls PEMDAS. it is supposed to mean

Grouping Symbols
Exponents
Multiplication
Division
Addition
Subtraction

She should get fucking fired off the face of the goddamn planet

I hate this fucking GEMDAS shit.

Same we should fire this teacher.

by UltimateMemer69 November 7, 2019

Genate

To do anything ridiculous to yourself or someone based on your genetics.

“She is so genate just like her mother.”

“Right?!? Her genetics make her a bitch!”

by John wick part 4 September 30, 2021

genalantra

an std that forms when talking to someone with chlamydia

OMG Did you hear that Elektra has genalantra??

by Jolhn Smithersonia March 2, 2023

oliver geldart

Annoying but he is a good friend and he likes kleronas nose

Oliver geldart is stupid

by Oliverrrfr March 13, 2018

Take a Gandalf

Smoking the finest of pipe weed from the Shire and going on a leisurely stroll.

"Thou shall not pass that to the left hand side - I'm gonna go take a Gandalf."

by thecinemadoctor March 18, 2019