Friends

The people who you annoy the most and get it right back. "Friends" are the species that you never thought you would like until you met them. Most of the time you don't talk to them outside of the event you do together

"omigod, look!" I whispered to my dad. "Those are... Friends!"

"Why don't you talk to them? my dad asked.
"Uhhh… I'm a hypocrite. But so are my "Friends"

by Command C Command V December 10, 2019

friends

What you thought you had.

Friend is a human being who will laugh at you when you're out of toilet paper in school but oh man oh man best friends are worse they will just stab you in the back after 4 years.

by real/name April 19, 2018

Friends

The worst Tv show and or sitcom ever created, the absolute epitome of not trying in film industry anymore

Man:”what show do you have on right now”
Man 2:” it’s Friends

by Urmum69oo October 19, 2019

Friends

Something you don't have

Person 1: I have no friends
Person 1: Lol I have no friends who am I talking to

by Anonymousbishnextdoor December 12, 2020

Friend

Something I wish I have

Me: I have no friends
Me: same
Me: guess my only friend is myself
Me: yea

by ChickenTastesGreat November 3, 2020

friends

Who needs 'em.

Who needs friends?

by samantha j. November 9, 2012

Friends

Fictional creatures who everybody talks about, but they don't actually exist. Believing in them makes you happy, much like young children believe in fairies. But, don't be fooled, 'friends' is just a made up word.

Mad Person: I have so many friends!
Normal Person: Ermmmmm... I don't think you do.

by A.A.A.A August 11, 2013