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Wheel of Fortune

From a Women’s perspective

Disclaimer: You must be able to levitate

Step1: There is a tarp with an X on the ground

Step 2: Recruit your trusted friends

Step 3: Get your man, make him lay on the X and take out his dick

Step 4: Place your mouth over large cock
Step 5: Activate levitation
Step 6: Have your friends grab your legs and spin you around in a circle with your mouth still connected to the cock
Step 7: Make your friends Run faster as you spin around his cock

Continue until the process is complete and the man has provide “good soup”
“Girls, Tommy wants to try the Wheel of Fortune, Meet me at 6, bring the tarp”
by Barbara Linn September 18, 2021
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Fortune clam

The clam shaped cookie you get along with asian take-out that has a personal fortune inside.
John was dissapointed by the message he recieved in his fortune clam.
by THEMATTYK June 15, 2009
mugGet the Fortune clammug.

fin fortune

Fin fortune is one with the kids and alway wanders off for a puki pie the nonce. Ps u stink of shit
by Puli pie = Daisy October 23, 2022
mugGet the fin fortunemug.

Fortune male

Cool calm collective. He seems to be very quiet but is one of the nicest guys you will ever be know. Usually approached by women first but once he is in love he falls too deep.
by HarrisonHarryKat November 24, 2021
mugGet the Fortune malemug.

Fortune cookie

Fold her in half and break her like a fortune cookie.
by Von Chickenfoot March 11, 2017
mugGet the Fortune cookiemug.

Fortune wheel

The best fucking Chinese restaurant on Long Island. Kind of a hidden gem. The carpet hasn’t been changed since the 90’s, there’s one of those little light up fountain decorations at the front, and the menu is in Cantonese and English, so you know the food’s gonna slap
Have you ever eaten at fortune wheel?” “Hell yeah, their food’s fire. Also, if you haven’t had their unlimited dim sum, that should be on your bucket list
by dragonvaleenjoyer February 28, 2024
mugGet the Fortune wheelmug.

fortune

someone very obsessed with the Harry Potter character named Draco Malfoy.

never online, and she is probably doing other things, like complaining about her mom every single day.

she's super dumb dumb bubble gum
honestly the biggest Draco Malfoy simp, but refuses to admit to it and says "it's all in the past"
puts ketchup on apples, then puts it in the microwave and claims that it's a 'Carmel apple'
admitted to reading y/n spicy Draco Malfoy fanfics
no perceptions to fanfics. all fanfics to her are Draco fanfics.
extremely short. looked 2 ft tall but claimed to be 4'11 at the age of 13.
she was best friends with a ginger since she saw her at the airport buying kinder eggs.
she has 11 boys crushing on her, at least that's what she says.
apparently got hit on like 7 times in 1 day at 13 years old
has insane mommy issues
what came first the color orange or the fruit and is the color orange nsmed after the fruit orange or is the fruit orange named after the color orange, fortune?
by berries and cream. September 23, 2021
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