Sorth and Forth

Slang for “So on and so forth”
Meaning further and in the same manner.

“He kept complaining about the ingredients in his burger and sorth and forth.”

by ElHymenBuster December 22, 2020

Human Forehead

1) (n) Condition whereby one’s forehead extends beyond the natural hairline and consumes the entire cranium. Afflicted beings are usually rendered hairless, and often times maintain a cranky disposition and lack tact. In certain cases, they are unable to use a t-shirt as a towel.

2) (n) John Enright.

Jacko: Hey, Human Forehead: how long have you had the human forehead?

Human Forehead: Do you want to hear a racist joke?

Jacko: No thanks. But could you pass me that t-shirt? I’m soaking wet.

by Hog1 June 3, 2004

monkeys forehead

A word used to describe the female genitalia.

My god, look at that mucky bird from the council estate, those leggings are so tight i can see her monkeys forehead.

OR

Is that a cock in your leggings? Nooo they are that tight it allows observers to see my monkeys forehead. Im off back to the estate for a banjo!!

by Quim October 15, 2006

forehead

A blowjob received while out golfing, preferably in the driver's seat of a golf cart. Similar to road head.

Man, it was really backed up when we got to the 17th tee. So I drove the golf cart around behind some bushes and my girlfriend gave me some wicked forehead. FORE!!!!

by winck June 9, 2009

Poop Back And Forth

When two people line their assholes up facing each other, and one poops into the others asshole, and then the other person poops right back into the first asshole, and this goes back and forth for as long as they want.

Bob: "Me and this girl poop back and forth regularly"

Mike: "Holy shit, does it hurt?"

Bob: "It felt like I kept sitting in mud"

by Mjriedl October 30, 2011

place your forehead

A phrase instructing the subject to rest his/her forehead on a specified object (such as a table) so that the subject is bent over and easily accessible for doggy-style sexual intercourse.

This phrase is used while slapping the object that the forehead should be placed on with your fingertips, similar to the way the phrase "knock on wood" requires knocking a table.

So you want a good grade on this test, Nancy? *taps the desk* Time to place your forehead.

by Chode Sandwich May 6, 2005

Velcro Forehead

Velcro Forehead!--the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back--in dismay over some minor inconvenience...

Term used in the nineties in an Oregon Psychiatric facility

Eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers Blue Cheese dressing.....

"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"

"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"

Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....

by Nik-ki September 20, 2008