Flakes are instant coffee, that you put in hot water to make coffee. Made popular by Eric Jalbert in a Instagram live stream. Jalberta.
Random guy in livestream: What are those flakes your putting in your coffee?
Eric J.: THATS THE COFFEE
At tims: I’ll get a large hot water and flakes with 2 cream and 2 sugar. Thanks Bud
Eric J.: THATS THE COFFEE
At tims: I’ll get a large hot water and flakes with 2 cream and 2 sugar. Thanks Bud
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Get the chronic flakes mug.An Annoying person who constantly calls everyone associated with porn begging for an opportunity to act in a video. When they finally get the opportunity, they don't show up and refuse to answer their phone.
The worst offenders will flake on the opportunity and then call a few months later with excuses and start the process all over again.
The worst offenders will flake on the opportunity and then call a few months later with excuses and start the process all over again.
"I have a guy on the phone with no experience interested in acting in a porn film."
"Hang up. He's probably just a Porn Flake."
"Hang up. He's probably just a Porn Flake."
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Get the Porn Flake mug.Loose acquaintance. Buddy - you don't keep in touch with, who comes flocking to every major event. Boozing, drugging, partying pseudo-friend you don't expect to have a meaningful conversation with.
by .:cyfar:. September 30, 2005
Get the flocker mug.A Flake is someone who can think of any excuse not to show up to an event. They usually have little or no friends because they never show up to hang out. they are fuckin cunts on wheels who will bail on you at the last minute so they can just sit on thier fat ass an rub one out. Abondon all hope of ever being good friends with a flake. They cause nothing but anger an wasted money on gas an beers.
A Flake may call at the last minute to tell you he or she will not be attending the event or most of the time they wont call at all leaving you sitting there by yourself, looking like a real jerk off. They rarely, if ever admit to being a flake an usually stick to thier excuse that they had something more important to do.
A Flake may call at the last minute to tell you he or she will not be attending the event or most of the time they wont call at all leaving you sitting there by yourself, looking like a real jerk off. They rarely, if ever admit to being a flake an usually stick to thier excuse that they had something more important to do.
Drew: "Hey are you still down to go to Vegas?!?"
Garrett: "Naw dude I cant, I got a paper to write"
Drew: "BUT ITS SPRING BREAK! Youre such a fuckin flake!"
Garrett: "Naw dude I cant, I got a paper to write"
Drew: "BUT ITS SPRING BREAK! Youre such a fuckin flake!"
by llegoz October 16, 2009
Get the Flake mug.Text from Tanya> hey bud let's meet out!
Text from Tanya> we be clubbin' 2nite woohoo!!
Text from Tanya> let's do this!!!
<Reply> OK let me know when you get there.
Text from Tanya> B there in 10 minutes.
....Half-hour later
<Reply> I'm here. Where the hell are you?
........Hour and 1/2 Later
<Reply> WTF? Thanks a lot.
Text from Tanya: Couldn't make it my pants ripped.
<Reply> OK next time keep your fat ass at home instead of wasting my time, Flake!
Text from Tanya> we be clubbin' 2nite woohoo!!
Text from Tanya> let's do this!!!
<Reply> OK let me know when you get there.
Text from Tanya> B there in 10 minutes.
....Half-hour later
<Reply> I'm here. Where the hell are you?
........Hour and 1/2 Later
<Reply> WTF? Thanks a lot.
Text from Tanya: Couldn't make it my pants ripped.
<Reply> OK next time keep your fat ass at home instead of wasting my time, Flake!
by What matters September 19, 2009
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