bitch flute

when someone complains, they are playing their bitch flute

Stop playing your bitch flute so loud, it is very annoying

by BigLongJon87 March 10, 2011

Flute the pig

When you fuck up horribly which can lead to bad things

"DAMN IT RANDEY, DON'T JUST FLUTE THE PIG"
or
"Don't you dare flute the pig"

by Thelunersun April 25, 2023

Jamaican flute

1. A slang term for a weed pipe, most commonly used on islands around Jamaica in the Caribbean.

2. How you play the Jamaican flute is by blowing ash out of a pipe or bowl piece which sometimes makes a flute sound

bob: do we have anything to smoke out of
marley: yea I have a Jamaican flute
bob: Whats a Jamaican flute
marley: It's the most common instrument in Jamaica, all you have to do is blow ash out of it to play it

by Corrupso December 8, 2018

Flute Lessons

Leaning to suck a dick. Practice makes perfect.

Rachel is so hot but she needs some more flute lessons if this is ever gonna work out.

My girl is no cock monger. She needs some flute lessons. She’s all teeth.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Jew Flute

Clarinet.

In Thin Man movie, a jazz player referred to his clarinet as a Jew Flute.

by Dallas jew January 31, 2021

skin flute

a penis, cock, dick, or whatever nickname you may have for it

Also, "playing the skin flute"
(giving a bj)

"Greg M. rubbed his skin flute as he watched the guys at the lunch table"

also, when asked if he "played the skin flute, Greg M. "Who doesn't play the skin flute?"

by LuNcH TaBlE FuN 20 December 5, 2003

poon flute

A very wide and gaping vagina in which you can blow air across, producing a flute-esque tone.

"You see dat ho Charles?"

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Dat bitch got a poon flute!"

by Dr. Poon January 17, 2009