final fifteen

weight gained in the last year of graduate school as a result of sitting on your ass and writing your thesis/dissertation day after day.

Person A: Has David gained weight? He's looking a little doughy lately.

Person B: Yeah, but it's just the final fifteen. He'll start hitting the gym again after the thesis is finished.

by UCDSocGrad November 19, 2011

Final JerkPro

Find 4-5 Pornographic videos you like/enjoy, While you are cranking it, you swap between each porn video. Trying your best to end on your favorite scene from one video.

"Hey man, thanks for teaching me how to use Final JerkPro"

by ts424 November 3, 2015

final fight

The best 2D scrolling beat-em-up ever!
Totally amazing.
Lead cast: Cody, Guy, Haggar, Rolento, Sodom / Katana, El Gado, Axl, Slash, Belger, Abigail, Damnd / Thrasher, Jessica, Hugo / Andore...loads others.
Capcom's finest hour.

"I really like Street Fighter"
"Why?"
"Cos it has kick-ass Final Fight characters in!"

by YoYoPo May 16, 2004

Final Five

Waking up 5 minuets before your alarm goes off in the morning.

Damn! I would get up now, but it's a Monday. I know that these are the 'Final Five' minuets of rest I'll get before 5 p.m.

by CaptainNMorgan July 30, 2010

The Final Frontier

Iron Maidens 15th studio album possibly the greatest

Iron Maiden fan#1: you gettin the new iron maiden album?

Iron Maiden fan#2: the final frontier? hell ye its gunna be awsome

by jonnyrockzorz August 14, 2010

Final Burst

When you spray your penis with axe near climax, light it on fire, and jam it in your partner potentially burning their insides or pubes.

"My prick ex-boyfriend thought it would be funny to final burst me, but in the end both are pubes lit on fire and left scars."

by Maximthegreat April 9, 2010

Final Flash

The ultimate act of ass-kicking.

Person 1: Damn man, you just got Final Flashed!
Person 2: (dies)

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003