filet mignon

Treating yourself to a session of masturbation with a condom on, this way you barely have to clean up.

Once a week john treats himself to a filet mignon

by Nuchibuchi September 4, 2006

penis fillet

the point in which someone is about to blow his load when being sucked off.

bread crumbs growing on a penis

mike is a turd with a penis fillet

by Brian Ronan July 2, 2003

filleted

getting extremely fucked up/drunk/high. soaring the skies. living the dream.

pronounced "fill-ay'd"

past tense of "fillet"

dude i got so fucking filleted last night

by brian savage January 10, 2008

fillet-o-fish

girl on girl action likesss.

louise bent penny over last nyt and her poonanii fell of.
whilst the clit fell n droped on the floor. Then penny slapped it off louise's mouth. and she sucked it up like noddles and stiched it back on for her.
the reson she onyl has 1 fillet-o-fish,it was sexy like propa.
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by robssaaa February 29, 2008

filet mignon

A euphemism for masturbation.

The man was known for performing a "filet mignon".
The man was "filleting the mignon" while he watched porn.

by BAD1983 February 16, 2008

gay filet

A gay man, a gay person, a gay girl, lesbian, several gays, several lesbians, obviously gay.. and letting it be known to the world.

I could totally tell he's a gay filet!

by Itzia August 12, 2006

Filet Mignonitis

A disorder that affects a select few. It is cause by a lack of protein, found only in Filet Mignon, in the brain. Those who suffer from this disorder can see a decrease in productivity if a suitable amount of Filet Mignon is not ingested.

Side effects may include a level of grumpiness, shortened temper, and boisterousness.

The office ordered lunch for all employees, but failed to account for John's Filet Mignonitis. The office suffered greatly for this over-site.

by Weazul March 28, 2013