festivities

Getting together with friends and getting stoned and doing mind expanding drugs. Generally on a friday night or during the weekend, but there are occurences of week day festivities on rare occasions. Good times.

Dude, festivities tonite. Don't forget to hit up tha weed man.

by ffhk1 August 25, 2004

Blowjob Festival

1) A festival that takes place in which men receive oral sex from hundreds of the finest bitches around

2) A festival in which you are forced to suck off hundreds of the ugliest dudes around

Me: Brian's party last night was a total blowjob festival
You: Oh snap that must have been awesome!
Me: No, I can still taste dick in my mouth

by D-Fence October 20, 2010

Festival Dude-bro

An affectionate drunk who continues to seek intoxication not realizing that the festival is over. Festival Dude-bro is capable of little coherent speech, other than the often used and fully interchangeable terms , "Dude" and "Bro".

Festival Dude-bro, staggering into campsite, "Dude, lees part-y! Dude, Got any beerrrzz bro?"
Concerned Festivaler, "Dude-bro, I think you need to sit down before you fall down and drink some water."

by Broomy April 22, 2007

Festivereinhard2

An epic roblox developer that makes epic games.

Oh look, the creator of Innovation Inc. Spaceship! Festivereinhard2!

by Trekguy288 December 6, 2020

Festival Grass

Grass that was once living green lawn, but has succumbed to excessive traffic or heat. If you sit on it you get covered in bits of dead grass. Typically found in Australian backyards during summer, and at music festivals.

Three days of 40 degree heat and my backyard is just festival grass.

by snozzi January 29, 2009

fextive

being festive via text message

My friend was feeling fextive New Year's eve...i think she sent me like 20 texts!

by Siberiagirl November 28, 2010

festival ready

This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.

Did we lose Mandy at NIN?
Yeah, she ain't festival ready.

by Bboxed September 2, 2014