Festy-Feet

What your feet look like after a music festival without wearing shoes for a few days. You step in anything you can think of and have burns and cuts all over them, these feet are known as festy feet.
Today's the last day of this festival and after 4 days I've got a bad case of Festy-Feet!
by Serial32 September 7, 2009
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Florida Feet

When the bottom of your feet have calluses, dirt, and are tough from rarely wearing shoes when walking outside. Usually found in places such as Florida.
Duuude after staying at the beach all summer I've got serious florida feet!
by Chachacharmin! July 24, 2011
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Jester Feet

The curling of ones toes at the point of orgasmic climax, thus replicating the turned up shoes of a court jester.
Scott: Did you give the missus one last night?
Nick: Oh yeah, Sammy rode me hard and good and gave me jester feet!
by Samick Downunder September 5, 2005
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Slave Feet

Slave feet; when you seen a nigga out-running the cops barefoot.
Markel: Holy spit, look at that nigga go! He got slave feet!
Donnel: Daamn, I'mma have to get me some Nikes to keep up wit dat!
by Markel Richmond June 12, 2008
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pissy feet

Pissy feet refers to one pissing all over their feet after taking a shower in a public bathroom. They do not wash the piss off, but instead walk around the halls and rooms barefoot leaving piss on the floor.
Dude, theres no way he can be my room mate, hes got pissy feet! I don't want a sticky floor.
by jacksta offonu February 24, 2008
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Jesters feet

The involuntary curling upwards of the toes when an orgasm is approaching, usually during masturbation.
She knew it would not be long before she would be covered in his baby-batter, as she noticed the onset of Jesters feet.
by Ally B May 19, 2004
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feet jowl

When you pee on a girl's feet. Clearly the most important part of sexual intercourse.
by Entry1208 January 28, 2015
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