fart

Free-floating anal vapors

good god, those free-floating anal vapors stink!

by knowone October 15, 2006

fart

Federal Ass Radiation Tank

Michael's car is a FART
(Thanx to Jon for inventing this one)

by Chicken Fu(ker October 15, 2006

fart

poo particles coming to say hello

yoour farts smell like poo

by cheryl and hannah October 15, 2006

fart

1. A foul and highly flammable mixture of gases (including methane), that is ejaculated from the anus and, if inhaled excessively and to a certain extent, can get you very woozy.
2. A dud.
3. Refers to an older creature, most commonly directed towards humans.

1. What is that putrid aroma!? Dave, did you fart again?
2. This car sucks. Every time I turn on the ignition, it just farts.
3. Hey Wesley, look at that old fart with the cane.

by schizoid zan October 15, 2006

fart

The release of methane gas from the Rectum of any living thing on the planet. Usaully smells like the inside of your ass, or food that you have eaten in the past. i.e. eggs

i need to fart....but i don't know which way to lean

by hamid October 15, 2006

fart

1. to expel gas through the anus.

2. a man, a fellow.

ew, did he just fart?

by Light Joker August 10, 2004

fart

A giant explosion that comes out of your anus after eating something.
Considered funny to 6 year olds.

Farts were funny in 2nd grade.

by DaChazman October 15, 2006