"The Fagan"

The most disrespectful and sometimes discusting way to destroy a girl's lower regions, most commonly delivered to a slut.

Some examples of "The Fagan" would include:
"Dude, how about we warm them up by plowing one each, then we plow one together while the other one fucks a bowling pin??"

"Please wear a Burger King "King" mask when you bone her. It'd be hilariuos....women crying during sex is really the only right way to do it...."

"Hey, getting slapped is a good thing. IT's license to choke, fuck the shit out of a girl.. anger in the hips.. make her hurt in all the right places..mhmm."

by asparagus. January 16, 2008

Fagan

A fake vegan

"Lara's become a vegan"
"No she's a fagan she wears fur"

by Peppystar July 2, 2017

faan

Swedish for fuck. One of the few satisfying Swedish cuss words. As with most Swedish swearing, add more emphasis and length on the "a" for greater effect.

(delicate electronics project goes up in smoke)

FAAN!

by iano July 19, 2006

fanangle

To have an accident with a lawn mower, blender or other such sharp blade-like thingies. Also to be mutilated such as in the Saw movies.

Me: I'm not going to go in there they'll fanangle me.
Sarge: I don't care you do as ordered soldier.

by Zukazamme June 20, 2007

fagnanimous

the description of someone who is so caring and giving that they have to be gay. see fagtastic for a similar idea.

mother teresa *had* to be fagnanimous. I mean, christ, she was a nun. you know she took up the habit... winkwink

by widgester!@!11!! October 14, 2002

Fanal

Like anal, but about 2-3 inches forward towards the belly button. Derived from fanny.

I gave that chick a good fanal rodgering last night.

We gave that girl a black and white cookie last night. Steve went anal, I went fanal.

by Fanal Gourmand May 22, 2006

fanagle

verb 1 to use the palm side of ones figures to tickle another persons undercarage; 2 to cleverly work your way out of a situation; 3 to get something stuck in an awkward position

1 bob: hey bills been acting pretty weird around me lately
Frank: well what do you expect when you were wrestling with him you totaly fanagled him
2 i was suppose to be grounded this weekend but i fanagled my way out of it

3 i couldent untie my shoe because the laces got so fanagled when i tied them

by whitechocolate777 July 31, 2012