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cuntastrophic Failure

Children who have failed miserably due to being raised (badly) by a THOT that is a cuntastrophe.
My daughter is a cuntastrophic failure because she lived with my ex.
by The Whole Cactus February 21, 2023
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failure cock

Failure Cock - is a term coined by the legendary record producer/songwriter/musician/actor, Kim Fowley. One of his most well known amazing achievements was creating the band and writing the music for the first all girl rock 'n' roll band known as "The Runaways".
Kim who was also thier manager co-wrote, the legendary song, "Cherry Bomb", with Joan Jett of whom he discovered as well as Lita Ford, both teenage girls were band members which he conceived and was turned into a major motion picture released by Sony pictures starring, Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart the film is titled "The Runaways"; his/Kim Fowley's character was portrayed by Academy award nominated actor, Michael Shannon. "The Runaways", began in 1975. Failure Cock means, "inadequate low level boyfriend with nothing to offer the girl" - "A man or boy who feels the need to create havoc in a relationship being professional or romantic in order of capturing attention"
"Failure cock" as Kim would describe can also relate and be relevant to bad business deals in the music industry.
Failure Cock - is a term coined by the legendary record producer/songwriter/musician/actor, Kim Fowley. One of his Fowleyisms Failure Cock means, "inadequate low level boyfriend with nothing to offer the girl" - "A man or boy who feels the need to create havoc in a relationship being professional or romantic in order of capturing attention while hustling money from a trusting girl". KIM FOWLEY's term of which he coined in the early 70s was and still often used to simply tell A man/guy/boy, of which lacks any male beauty or lack of dignity and addition the term addresses , a repulsive and extremely unattractive man as, "Failure Cock".
"Failure cock" as Kim would describe can also relate and be relevant to bad business deals in the music industry. Also in addition the term - failure cock, Kim often used to describe an "enemy" Kim often used his catchy term to describe a "enemy" or compulsive sociopathic liar such as Jackie Fuchs
by Queenofhollywood October 8, 2016
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Landmaster failure

To use either fox, falco, or wolf's final smash in Super Smash Brothers Brawl, only to have the landmaster fall offscreen somehow.
Fox: LANDMASTER!
iland master falls through the floor somehow /i
Wolf: Landmaster failure!
by strongfan June 19, 2008
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failure pile

When one's defecation resembles a mix between a healthy poop and diarrhea.
After taking a failure pile, Doug realized that he had to add more fiber to his daily diet.
by Anonymous Poop Tipster August 3, 2008
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ding of failure

We're not quite sure,
but it's used by some people when they have no come back prepared.
most often heard when people fail at guitar hero.
you hear that? it's the ding of failure!
by charlenex March 23, 2008
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Degree of Failure

When you go to college and fail at everything you will be rewarded the degree of failure.
Guy 1: Did you hear that Ed failed all his classes?

Guy 2: Yep, he got a degree of failure.
by Mysti Matthews September 9, 2010
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heart failure

Guy 1: My mom died because of heart failure
Guy 2: Lol
by goofy3535 April 26, 2023
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