A narcissistic, self-righteous cunt. Who is blessed with an abundance of looks, charisma & charm. Not easily fazed by others. Highly hilarious & intelligent.
by Beverley Fortunes December 13, 2017
Get the Beverley Fortunesmug. When receiving fellatio, the recipient spreads the legs of the giver and partially lifts them in order to spin them around in a manner similar to a helicopter's blades.
John: "How did you break your nose?"
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."
by WordofTheFalcon July 3, 2020
Get the Fortunate Sonningmug. by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010
Get the fortune cookie tonguemug. I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!
by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025
Get the I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 litermug. The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
by Dadornetto April 24, 2018
Get the American Fortune Cookiemug. As the old adage goes, "fortune favors the brave"; the most successful entrepreneurs are often those willing to take risks and step outside their comfort zones.
by Arminkshipper August 1, 2024
Get the fortune favors the bravemug. by Careless Carol April 9, 2009
Get the fortune formatmug.