Middle Eastern Gun Training

There are four steps

Step 1: Make sure the weapon is dirty. Like a rectum

Step 2: Assume regular firing position then drop your left arm to your side

Step 3: Point gun in a random direction, so Allah can rain them back down on the Infidels

Step 4: Yell " Aloha Snackbar" the entire time

Go watch Middle Eastern Gun Training

by ImmaNut January 24, 2017

Eastern Oregon

Eastern Oregon is where the majority of Oregon’s land lies. It contains Morrow, Umatilla, Union, Wallowa, Baker, Grant, Harney, and Malheur counties. Those eight counties are the true Eastern Oregon. Some people consider Central Oregon part of it which includes Hood River, Wasco, Sherman, Gilliam, Wheeler, Jefferson, Crook, Deschutes, Klamath, and Lake counties which aren’t necessarily Eastern Oregon.

Pendleton Man: I’m from Eastern Oregon.

Portland Man: Where? Hood River? The Dalles? Bend? Redmond? Klamath Falls? Lakeview?

Pendleton Man: I'm sick of people assuming I'm from there. I'm from Pendleton, not one of those Central Oregon towns.

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Eastern Taipan

The foreign cousin of the infamous ‘King brown’

Come over here and look me in the eyes when I give ya this Eastern Taipan ya fuckin Dog!

If the bite doesn’t kill ya the fuckin venom will

by Jerome Saffy December 5, 2019

Middle eastern steamwell

It’s the thing where two jacked middle eastern midgets strap you down and poop on your chest while you’re being water boarded while. Swag.

Yo bro, that girl I picked up last night was such a freak she let me do a middle eastern steamwell

by Loose seal January 27, 2021

eastern heights middle school

eastern heights middle school in Elyria Ohio that was and still is ghetto. so much drama is in that ghetto ass school I can’t name everything lmao. that school is full of pick mes, nicotine fiends, furries, white people who wanna be black, and kids who got herpes. anyways, the kids that got herpes only got it because they like hitting peoples vapes (that’s how it spread), 40% of the 8th graders got it😭😭
I’m praying for the Elyria Highschool rn because they gonna be freshman next year💀 goodluck and moral of the story is- don’t have sex at a young age yall😂

eastern heights middle school is a herpes infested middle school in Elyria Ohio.

by nicki is the queen of rap💅 November 22, 2021

Middle Eastern Bear Hug

This is when you put on a jihad vest, run up and hug very tightly onto another individual.

If you could give that sniper a Middle Eastern Bear Hug I would love it endlessly!

by Mesoro March 20, 2024

Eastern China

is not a country, it is a county of China. Located on the (mainland) Eastern China Sea, it is T̵a̵i̵w̵a̵n̵ Chinese Republic of China ???

World:"Taiwan is welcomed to the United Nations!"
Western Taiwan:"Noooo, it is Eastern China! Supposing to be my county!".

by Davidthru October 15, 2022