Oakley Express

An individual proceeds to perform two hand-jobs whilst receiving a penis in both the mouth and the ass

Hey did you hear that weird bloke from school gives out an Oakley Express every Tuesday behind Woolies

by MeMe___LoRd73 December 16, 2017

Reesh Express

A journey to a far away depressing location in a blue car on Friday while the man is 1/2 a PINGA deep.

hey bruu you want to catch the reesh express bruu?

hey the reesh express is late

by the expozer June 3, 2021

Milton Express

It used to be in Gravesend but has disappeared under mysterious circumstances.

Billy visited the Milton Express

by Bool1234 April 3, 2019

thought expression

A thought which the thinker raises to a higher level by extracting it from his brain by saying it to himself and or others, verbally, nonverbally (such as by making a sound, a face, or a gesture), and/or by writing or drawing it. Expressing a thought also confirms to the thinker and those who are made aware of it that that thought was real, clarifies it, and makes it more useful. If the thinker or someone else records the thought in writing or in another way, it will not be forgotten and may help him in the future.

The following is an example of "thought expression". Carlos felt uncomfortable as the chair he sat on rolled away ever so slightly. Determined to do his homework, he attempted to ignore the feeling but told himself, "I felt it. I felt it," turned, got up, walked to the bedroom, and on his way there told himself verbally, "I felt afraid the chair would continue rolling and I would fall on the floor. That's what happened". With his feet on the floor and his knees bent, he laid back on his bed knowing that would calm him down. Knowing he is a hypersensitive person (HSP), he knew he could not deny his feelings because when he has, his body has given him some type of pain in his back, neck, or organs to remind him to not deny the things he feels. Today he also told himself, "Por algo...", to express his realizing that "God makes me feel the things I feel, for a reason."

by but for July 12, 2018

Subway Express

When two people lay in bed togeather, and they turn butt to butt and their butts touch and one of the two farts.

OMG Becky, did you just subway express me? That is so gross.

by Jade prince July 12, 2017

Turkey Express

A sexual act involving a man squatting over his mate while taking a shit on their chest and at the same time ejaculating on their mate's chest.

"Dude. I heard Davey gave Alice a Turkey Express last night."

by sbcharree February 25, 2009

Alabama express

A joke going too far resulting in a sweaty orgy in the back of an old Suburban.

Last thing I remember we were joking about sausages and then I'm suddenly on the Alabama express

by WeberStir May 4, 2018