by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019
Get the Eastern robin hood mug.eastern tech is a school were everyone thinks they are the shit but are really not. soccer boys are cockey and self obsessed, everyone’s a pot head, and there are a lot of Asians. everyone says they want to go to their home school but never do. the teachers give too much work and LOVE ap students. schools around baltimore county hate them but still fuck with them. only a couple teachers care about students and the rest just want to make them suffer. they also have the secret stairwell (not very secret) which now has cameras so what’s the point of calling it secret. overall the school is filled with a shit ton of low life’s who party on the weekends and random people that no one knows. #wearetech #mavericks #maverickrumble
(eastern tech student)
boy: let’s meet up in the secret stairwell
girl: okay...
boy: ;)
girl: omg I’m so drunk and high!!!!!
boy: omg i can’t feel my face
boy: let’s meet up in the secret stairwell
girl: okay...
boy: ;)
girl: omg I’m so drunk and high!!!!!
boy: omg i can’t feel my face
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Step 1: Make sure the weapon is dirty. Like a rectum
Step 2: Assume regular firing position then drop your left arm to your side
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Step 1: Make sure the weapon is dirty. Like a rectum
Step 2: Assume regular firing position then drop your left arm to your side
Step 3: Point gun in a random direction, so Allah can rain them back down on the Infidels
Step 4: Yell " Aloha Snackbar" the entire time
by ImmaNut January 24, 2017
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If the bite doesn’t kill ya the fuckin venom will
If the bite doesn’t kill ya the fuckin venom will
by Jerome Saffy December 5, 2019
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Person 1: Bro where do you go to school?
Person 2: Eastern Tech
Person 1: Oh shit bro can you help me study Integrals?
Person 2: What’s an integral?
Person 2: Eastern Tech
Person 1: Oh shit bro can you help me study Integrals?
Person 2: What’s an integral?
by michaelv73 February 27, 2020
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