Destro was so bored he downloaded some pornos and started beating himself silly.
It wasn't until it was time to drizzle the dressing that his mother came in and caught him in the act.
Destro drizzled the dressing in front of his mumma!
It wasn't until it was time to drizzle the dressing that his mother came in and caught him in the act.
Destro drizzled the dressing in front of his mumma!
by destro April 29, 2004
Get the drizzle the dressingmug. Anyone (male or female) who is wearing clothing to attend a society event, concert, wedding, funeral, rave, or other social gathering that is not anything approaching appropriate attire for the event in question, yet the person so dressed believes that they are the envy of other people attending the event because their clothing is cool when it is actually uncool, expensive when it is actually cheap, and fashionistas are probably mistaking them for celebutantes.
"James! Who is God's name is that person Dressed to the Eights over by the punch bowl? Did you invite him? Isn't that a plastic Dracula cape from Wal-Mart and part of a Harry Potter costume?"
by GPurvis November 4, 2013
Get the Dressed to the Eightsmug. 
In the early days of organized crime, the most deadly, viscous, and criminal mobsters used to dress in very nice clothes (suits) for uniformity and intimidation purposes. Of course being the mob gangsters they were, they killed a lot of people in their everyday attire of suits and ties.
Example 1
Jim: How do you like my tuxedo for prom tonight??
Jim's father: Well, I'd say that you're dressed to kill son....
Example 2
Jerry: Man, did you see those 2 hitmen in Breaking Bad?
Jeffery: Yeah I did man, they were dressed to kill, yo!!
Jim: How do you like my tuxedo for prom tonight??
Jim's father: Well, I'd say that you're dressed to kill son....
Example 2
Jerry: Man, did you see those 2 hitmen in Breaking Bad?
Jeffery: Yeah I did man, they were dressed to kill, yo!!
by Larry Berkshire March 2, 2018
Get the Dressed to killmug. by Jorsneezy November 21, 2007
Get the dressed for successmug. What you accomplish when you toss the salad after letting him release in your mouth. See tossing the salad.
Person A: "So, after he came in my mouth he asked me to toss his salad."
Person B: "Oh, so he wasn't satisfied with a straight out ass lick. He wanted his spunk spread around his own trunk. Let me tell you sweetie, you were dressing the salad"
Person B: "Oh, so he wasn't satisfied with a straight out ass lick. He wanted his spunk spread around his own trunk. Let me tell you sweetie, you were dressing the salad"
by r.c.586 June 2, 2009
Get the dressing the saladmug. when a woman is gettin bitched down by other classier, hotter, sluttier (usually all 3) women, that individual wears her "freekum dress". Also used to seduce men and stop them oogling other potential sluts.
by Guj August 25, 2006
Get the freekum dressmug.