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does the carpet match the drapes

This question is used to ask if a woman has died her hair. It is often used to find out the natural hair colour of a person.
Bob "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Alice "Yes but not the upholstery"
Bob "..."
by instantflare May 11, 2020
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Does the carpet match the drapes?

Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.
by PrinceDeven78 June 16, 2022
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it means does the hair on your head match your pubes
*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"
by bigtittieril June 7, 2016
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Drape

To drug and rape another.
by Drapee November 10, 2021
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drape

the word “drape” means to leave a location. slang for leaving somewhere
“ cmon gang we bout to drape. “
“ they over there spazzing out, we draping
by ghosttownn0 May 18, 2022
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cattle drapes

Cattle Drapes are a lot like "Beef Curtains" They're a name for the most heinous, tattered, frayed, stained, busted and discolored pussy lips in existence. If a woman has Cattle Drapes before she turns 65 she obviously is amazing in bed. Don't let the wreckage of her box fool you. Those Cattle Drapes separate, allow you in and then they rejoin themselves to each other around the shape of your cock. It's pretty amazing and can cause instant ejaculation if you're not used to the airtight seal the Drapes make around your cock whether thrusting forward or retracting, full shaft, sans the helmet, backed out of the meaty, visually baffling vagina, then slammed back in.
Most people love a nice set of Beef Curtains but it's the Cattle Drapes that fill you up and leave you fully satisfied.

You must be 18 to ride this face. C'mon teenyboppers, move along with your Cattle Drapes.
by Miss. Behave & WayOutWestes August 29, 2023
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snake drapes

Dude this bitch I fucked last nite had some huge snake drapes
by Alma Dixon June 2, 2018
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