does the carpet match the drapes

This question is used to ask if a woman has died her hair. It is often used to find out the natural hair colour of a person.

Bob "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Alice "Yes but not the upholstery"
Bob "..."

by instantflare May 12, 2020

Does the carpet match the drapes?

A Secret Code to find a hostage mole

Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.

by PrinceDeven78 June 16, 2022

do your curtains match your drapes

it means does the hair on your head match your pubes

*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"

by bigtittieril April 17, 2016

Hair Drapes

Someone whose hair looks like drapes. Their hair is usually really bad hair because it looks like drapes. It usually covers there eyes.

Anthony close those hair drapes.

by JGLGLFEO April 23, 2018

beefy drapes

When girl has vaginal lips that are far from easy to look at. Basically not the tucked away neat vagina that we all know and love.

Just in case you go down on her, I heard she has some beefy drapes.

by 4488m January 31, 2016

fluffing the drapes

When a woman let's a real heater of a fart go and the pressure of tight pants causes air to pass between her labia giving them a little jiggle.

Good lord what was that sound? Just spring cleaning and fluffing the drapes for later big guy.

by Marshall362 September 16, 2023

dusty drapes

A pair of dirty n' dusty lamb leggings or aka pastrami drapes which in this case i refer to as "Dusty Drapes"

Hey girl better get started on that spring cleaning downstairs because you've got them there dusty drapes hanging low like a tired dogs face.

by izakbwalz October 10, 2017