Divorce-a-versary

Anniversary of when you and your significant other (currently living together) were first divorced.

Mathew said, "Happy divorce-a-versary, Christine!"

by Laird Mayhew June 28, 2017

Workplace Divorce

When you resign and your workplace takes it so badly they obsess with punishing you forever and make it their mission to ruin you life.

Most commonly occurs narcissists and sociopaths are in charge.

My workplace divorce wasn’t mutual, they still think I can’t live without them and want half of everything!

by Between You & Me March 5, 2021

Divorce Lottery

When your wife divorces you and collects a compilation of checks including:

1. Alimony

2. Child Support

3. Deed to Your House

4. Your Car Title

"The lottery your man can't win"

"She married and divorced me, just so she could play Divorce Lottery and win"

by Ride or Die Hubby Nigga January 2, 2020

divorced teeth

a ugly somali boy who has seperated teeth

yacin:"look at that divorced teeth its a mabrouk"

by RYM_RAM January 4, 2017

Divorce Diet

The excessive amount of weight lost after a divorce, by stopping to carry the emotional baggage of a partner.

She lost 2 sizes because of the divorce diet.

by Tinydancerhereiam July 8, 2017

divorce bike

(n.) A ridiculously expensive bicycle which precipitates, or otherwise denotes, the dissolution of a marriage.

"This carbon fibre Pinarello is incredible, a real divorce bike."

"She told me it's over. Guess it's time for the divorce bike."

by Zack J. June 2, 2016

Divorced Old

The age where you’ve been able to be married and had a life and kids, but then overtime, it didn’t work out so like, time has gone by.

Girl: My lecturer is sipping boba tea. He’s kinda weird.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.

by Clonkerino June 14, 2020