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the dipshit table

An imaginary table specifically for a dipshit/dipshits
Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
by I read dictionaries January 17, 2022
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Dipshit

One who repeatedly suffers from severe stupidity and makes impulsive decisions affecting others around him
by Mattmanwow March 3, 2015
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Dipshit Diplomacy

The destabilizing acts of a dipshit elected by dipshits.
These new tariffs are a great example of Dipshit Diplomacy.
by CatchingRays April 4, 2025
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Unreliable dipshit

by lawlee1 March 13, 2021
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teenage dipshit

a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)

the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.
girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“
by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 17, 2024
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dipshite

Hey Phiebee,
Stop being a dipshite and eat your sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Kenmore Elite Washer October 24, 2010
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Dipshit

Someone who is being annoying and irritating
by angie18 June 26, 2016
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