diddly dack

Having a diddly dack is another saying for masturbation, like flicking the bean or jerkin the jerkin, you're having a diddly dack.

bob was in the bathroom having a diddly dack over fred's sexy ass.

by The real jesus December 12, 2013

squat diddly

NOTHING

He talks a lot of smack about computers, but he actually knows squat diddly about operating systems or programming.

by Kolchak Jones March 09, 2017

done dog diddly done

A phrase similar to destroyed , ruined , wrecked, gg'd. Simply put, the "thing" the phrase is being directed to simply means it's done.

"look at this misses throwing up on george street, she's fucking done dog diddly done deaded

by supremelobsterr April 10, 2018

diddly dork

someone who is being cute and silly but stupid and weird at the same time

person 1: ur such a diddly dork
person 2: what the fuck does that mean

by Kayleeisnotcool November 01, 2018

diddly-dees

The traditional Scottish music people

- Come to save me from marking! And the diddly-dees.
- And the what?
- The diddly-dees! The traditional Scottish music people. My only mates since you quit the scene.
/ "ЕрThеe Nest" series

by Anna_TS April 22, 2020

shlong diddly

A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny

Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”

by M4DL4DS February 09, 2021

Darn diddly squat

A replacement for "damn"

Darn diddly squat I forgot how to take a bath, wanna show me how?

by Springtrap Gamer May 08, 2023