Foreign Danish

When a man licks another man's creampie.

The cuckold enjoyed a foreign danish from his wife

by LarryMcgoqerotz October 13, 2021

Danish Mustache

Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids

Jason started collecting Danish mustaches due to his love of dead hookers and hollandaise sauce.

by Dongkik666 December 11, 2022

Danish brunsviger

When you shit in your partners face while ejaculating

Why is your face brown?

Tim gave me the sickest danish brunsviger in the bathroom

by Danish brunsviger lover February 7, 2022

Danish billy

A dick

Matt put his Danish billy in my honey hole

by Brad nurmo January 7, 2022

Danish headbutt

The only way to do a headbutt with a crate of beer in each hand.

Swede 1: "Han kom hit med en ölfat i varje hand, och han slog mig rakt ut." ("He came over with beerkeg in each hand and he knocked me right out.")

Swede 2: "Hur gjorde han det?" ("How did he do that?")

Swede 3: "Måste ha varit den berömda danska skallning antar jag." ("Must have been the renowned danish headbutt.")

by TheJyde February 17, 2020

Danish rat

Lars Ulrich, drummer for the band Matellica.

Cliff: what’s wrong with Lars?

Kirk: He’s a gross ugly Danish rat.
James: Not gross or ugly but he’s my Danish rat!

by Rasbe May 1, 2023

Danish Brunch

1. The act of rimming an unwashed, sweaty ass.
2. A brunch consisting of typical Danish foods.

"Gandalf is having a Danish Brunch."
"Ew, who's ass is he eating?"
"No no, he's having a brunch consisting of typical Danish foods."

by Dan_tm April 24, 2022