2 dollar dung ferret

A 2 dollar dung ferrit is a person who has a big enough gap in there teeth to put a 2 dollar coin in the gap. This person also usually has bad hygiene hence the dung ferret.
Michael grace is 2 dollar dung ferret
by soonbo August 18, 2006
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Prodigal Dung

A previously flushed shit that floats it’s way back up into the toilet.
I sat down to take another dump and noticed the return of the prodigal dung from 30 minutes ago.
by Goosey Goose September 28, 2020
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dung shower

When you spray poo all over someone or something to show your territory or show dominance. You will usually see a hippo doing this.
That man got diarrhea on his ear from that hippo doing a dung shower
by Psycho Claptrap August 08, 2015
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Dung & Dial

When you poop on a work call
I dung & dialed earlier, it was magical
by dungbutt August 29, 2017
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Dung-fu

An ancient martial art combat technique where the hands are brought together in a praying gesture, while the ring and pinky fingers are interlocked, creating a reenforced knife-shape with the thumb, index, and middle fingers of both hands. The hands are brought quickly and tightly to the abdomen, and then violently thrusted forward into an often unsuspecting victim's anus, causing debilitating pain.
A single, well-placed dung-fu neutralized the mugger.
by Primus DCE July 03, 2024
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Dung-Fu

The ability to write convincing-sounding bullshit.
"I can't believe I managed to bullshit my way through that exam! My dung-fu was strong."
by HMSPunafore November 14, 2017
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