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Does the carpet match the drapes?

Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.
by PrinceDeven78 June 16, 2022
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it means does the hair on your head match your pubes
*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"
by bigtittieril June 7, 2016
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nipple drapes

When the hair on your chest, above your nipples, is so long that it forms a drape, covering your nipple.
His nipple drapes were so long that when I shit on his chest it formed dingle-berries.

His nipple drapes were so thick, it looked like he was wearing a sweater.
by aMoneyMoney May 19, 2014
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window draping

The act of draping oneself over an open window while completely naked.
"Hey man. Wanna go window draping tonight?
by RandomKid97 March 29, 2015
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draped off

Being distracted by someone or thing negatively
Bruh, she’s over there bein draped off by that nigga again
by Slum Lord Shawty November 23, 2018
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Beef drapes

She has beef drapes
by Doughboy 1986 August 25, 2017
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booty drapes

“Boy, that had me dropping my booty drapes!”
by agirlgirlgirlgirlgirl July 13, 2018
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