This is what you tell your daughter when she says she's never had sex yet.
"Well Princess, if a man ejaculates in your presence with your permission, consent, or active participation, you just had sex."
If your son says something similar the slight variation is "did you ejaculate in the presence of...etc
Insertion Exemption: Any consensual insertion of penis or penis like object into a bodily oriface can qualify as sex too.
"Well Princess, if a man ejaculates in your presence with your permission, consent, or active participation, you just had sex."
If your son says something similar the slight variation is "did you ejaculate in the presence of...etc
Insertion Exemption: Any consensual insertion of penis or penis like object into a bodily oriface can qualify as sex too.
Man: "Honey I'm home from work and stopped at a peep show but don't worry I didn't have sex. I didn't masterbate to completion because I was too drunk from my 5 martini lunch.
Wife: "You What!!!!!!?"
Man: "Its OK, Urban Dictionary says the Urban Dictionary says that this doesn't qualify as the Definition of Sex"
Alternate Example:
Daughter: "I'm still a virgin cause I have my cherry. I only let my boyfriend ass hump me
Father: "You are one sick pup, Princess"
Wife: "You What!!!!!!?"
Man: "Its OK, Urban Dictionary says the Urban Dictionary says that this doesn't qualify as the Definition of Sex"
Alternate Example:
Daughter: "I'm still a virgin cause I have my cherry. I only let my boyfriend ass hump me
Father: "You are one sick pup, Princess"
by snausages333 October 18, 2006
Get the Definition of Sex mug.(N) A definition that, instead of defining the word it is meant to define, it is more of a comeback to another definition, or just a pile of the authors own views about the topic.
Example1:
Author1: Potheads smoke weed.
Definition Reply er: I know every body thinks that people hate potheads but they don't. Everyone loves them.
Example2:
Author1: Boston Celtics. the best nba franchise ever as they have won the nba more times than any one else
Definitionreplyer:Yo mann, Celtics suk! lakers are the best everyone knows that
Author1: Potheads smoke weed.
Definition Reply er: I know every body thinks that people hate potheads but they don't. Everyone loves them.
Example2:
Author1: Boston Celtics. the best nba franchise ever as they have won the nba more times than any one else
Definitionreplyer:Yo mann, Celtics suk! lakers are the best everyone knows that
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Get the Definition Reply mug.Persons who post whatever lame ass inside joke they and their lame friends have that is not accepted by anyone but their circle of friends that they then post on urban dictionary.
Went to Urban Dictionary today and found a bunch of unfunny crap posted by a bunch of definition whores.
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Get the definition whore mug.When you try to define a term given in a rhetorical question only to make an ass of yourself by not only answering the rhetorical question but giving a stupidly hilarious answer or definition.
Judge Judy: It's as simple as that. This is not rocket science. What is rocket science?
Dumb Blonde: Rocket science is when the scientist find out things about space.
Judge Judy, crowd, and television audience: snicker, laugh
Dumb Blonde: I think. (embarrassed)
Television watcher: epic definition fail
Judge Judy's inner monologue: what a dumb ass
Dumb Blonde: Rocket science is when the scientist find out things about space.
Judge Judy, crowd, and television audience: snicker, laugh
Dumb Blonde: I think. (embarrassed)
Television watcher: epic definition fail
Judge Judy's inner monologue: what a dumb ass
by dr. daniel jackson August 19, 2009
Get the Definition Fail mug.Definition Of NameRefers To The Trend Of Defining A Persons Name.
Most Of The Time This Is Done On Urban Dictionary.
However,The People Defining Said Name Usually Have The Said Name They Are Defining,This Usually Ends Up With A Definition That Makes Said Person Look Like A God Amongst Men.
Most Of The Time This Is Done On Urban Dictionary.
However,The People Defining Said Name Usually Have The Said Name They Are Defining,This Usually Ends Up With A Definition That Makes Said Person Look Like A God Amongst Men.
(Keep In Mind That By Memeinition,Trevor Means A Fuckboy That Is Usually A Sheep.Ok,Now Back ToDefinition Of Name)
Bob:Fuck You,Your A Trevor Anyway.
Trevor:{Typing On Urban Dictionary}Well By Defintion,A Trevor Is A Man With A Big Dick,A Pussy Slayer,And A Cool Guy Who Everyone Loves,And If You Hate Him You Are A Gay White Sis Male.
Bob:Well,Sorry My Lord
Trevor:That's Fine,Now Rub My Feet,And My Dick
Bob:Of Course My Lord
Bob:Fuck You,Your A Trevor Anyway.
Trevor:{Typing On Urban Dictionary}Well By Defintion,A Trevor Is A Man With A Big Dick,A Pussy Slayer,And A Cool Guy Who Everyone Loves,And If You Hate Him You Are A Gay White Sis Male.
Bob:Well,Sorry My Lord
Trevor:That's Fine,Now Rub My Feet,And My Dick
Bob:Of Course My Lord
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