Declan joe Hawkins

A scrawny ominous man, who claims to have ripped out all his organs and injured his penis 30 times. Claims to be gay and straight and plays the harmonica like a god. Is nasty to everyone and hides in his hobbit hole of a home

im so ashamed that I am dating a Declan joe Hawkins

by unknownSMELLY November 23, 2021

Declan Courtney-Drennan

A man with an over-sized Penis and overbearingly excessive in Bigdick Energy. This man has the biggest Penis in the world with it's own postcode and State give to it. Some other names given to him are: Big D, Fuckboi, Big daddy D, Deccy D, Deezy, Deco etc...

Person1 - Who's that big boy over there??
Person2 - Ohhhh it's just Declan Courtney-Drennan with his big black Cock
Person1 - Ohhhhh he's such a Declan!

by BigboiwithabigD March 25, 2019

declan slater

guy who jizzez 33 times a second and hides his cum in a sock under his beard

declan slater

by alex6376749498 September 27, 2010

Declan Lie

A lie that is typically very absurd, but very obviously a lie.

He said he beat battle-toads on his first try, it's obviously a Declan lie.

by californiagirl33 December 7, 2016

Declan

A dick. He talks about football all the time and is really violent. He usually has a bowl cut and only wears nike shorts and tops that have quotes about sports on them.

Oh my god Declan shut up about foot ball. (Declan then slaps them really hard)

by Queer trash November 9, 2018

Declan

A perfect big bro that is super protective and funny, he’s a dick sometimes but can make you laugh in almost any situation. He has a big sense of humor that most love. If you find one keep him even when he’s a dick, he always apologizes

“Oh wow, look over there Declan is such a dick”

by Rotten0potato July 4, 2018

Declan

A sweet guy that has kidney diabetes
He’s a weakling and will never grow muscles because he drinks milk and has kidney diabetes

He’s a cutie though

Woowww who’s that guy that keeps saying “Why you bully me?”

It’s Declan guys

by cheezyboi June 23, 2019