Deception

When crap definition's get published and decent one's do not.

I am tired of all this Deception.

by Her #Twinkie December 4, 2017

politically defective salad

When your government has no intelligence whatsoever and would rather run your country like a business. Sort of a metaphor to the different aspects tossed in together.

The United States government is a politically defective salad.

by Soccerswag1020 March 17, 2017

Decepticon

A homosexual individual (typically male), who presents or misrepresents himself as a heterosexual. This individual has the innate ability to avoid detection by a heterosexual individual's gaydar (a.k.a "stealthing it").

I always thought my roommate of five years was a real man's man. Turns out he actually was another man's man. I should have known he was a decepticon!

by Osama in yo' Mama November 14, 2009

deception

When you get your ass kicked when you are expecting something and it turns out to be the shittiest thing ever.

John: Yeah! Let's watch PORN!!! No deceptions like when I got dumped!
Michael: Yeah, but dude, isn't that your mom going down on that guy?
John: ..... WTF MOM!

by Unknownsssssss March 24, 2009

Dqceptive

Lukas lil bitch
He is gay for Lukas has no friends
calls every female mommy even if they are male
He loves to be called slut
Very nice guy

Also he is a slave

Dqceptive rides Lukas

by LAGGYSHAGGY November 9, 2021

deceptikornz

Useless fat KFC-eating tubs of mooze. Who rape themselves. Anally. With police issue brooms.

Guy 1: I feel like a useless tub of shit.
Guy 2: So you feel like the Deceptikornz?
Guy 1: Yes, but with less of the anal raping.

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Decepticon

A Decepticon is a trangender that looks like the gender they transitioned to.

Turns out that girl I went back to my apartment with last night was actually a decepticon.

by HOLYHECK May 11, 2018