cunnilphobia

The fear of eating a boxed lunch or dining at the pink taco stand.

"Hey man, Chris is afraid to dine at the Y"
"Oh, he must have Cunnilphobia"

by 1137 January 28, 2008

Cunnilingus

Cunnilingus is an oral sex act performed by a person on a female's genitalia (the clitoris, other parts of the vulva or the vagina).The clitoris is the most sexually sensitive part of the human female genitalia, and its stimulation may result in female sexual arousal or orgasm.

Cunnilingus is her favorite sexual activity.

by Bliss365 May 8, 2018

Cunnilingus Interuptus

To be rudely interrupted while worshipping at the holiest of wholes. A mid-toungue-dart interruption.

"Horatio is truly fine at deeply inspecting my cooze with his tonsils, but last night his mom walked in mid-tang lick."

"Oh No! Not Cunnilingus Interuptus!"

"Yeah, can you believe it! Totally bitched my mood."

by The Jerzey Turnpike February 23, 2010

Cannise

A very intelligent girl, especially in math. Tends to be soft-spoken and a good athlete. Very kind and nice to everybody :)

"Have you met that girl? She is such a Cannise!"

by mrt234 September 24, 2011

Anal Cunnilingus

Licking the anus of a female or a male.

Word used normally by 12, 11 or 13 year olds, that know what a cunnilingus means, but they don't know the word anilingus, rimjob or black kiss.

13 Year Old: This internet porn is great! I love how that sexy girl makes that boy an Anal Cunnilingus, and her tongue becomes full of poo!

by turbotastic October 7, 2013

randall cunningham

One of the most underrated QBs of all time. Played for the Philadelphia Eagles most of the time but also had stints in Minnesota, Dallas, and Baltimore before retiring.

The closest he ever came to a Super Bowl was in 1998, when he led the Vikings to a 15-1 season. The team made it to the NFC Championship but they were beat in a heartbreaking game that ended in an OT field goal to the Falcons. Randall Cunningham never played quite the same afterwards.

by Eric November 14, 2007

captain cunnilingus

A superhero who flies around looking for girls who want to be eaten out!

Hey look it's Captain Cunnilingus!!

by Kcally June 13, 2008