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cranking your closet

When a closeted person masturbates to LGBT pornography.
Quit cranking your closet and come out already
by itchygabe December 10, 2025
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air chunking

Similar to awkward flying, is when one person hugs another from behind and the person in front jumps in the air into the fetal position and swings from the behind person's arms.
Jessica and I were air chunking so much last night!!
by Achilles11 March 13, 2013
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Ball Cranking

Dancing to disruptive music, but moving your testicles
I felt the music as i moved up and down, all around, downtown, Ball Cranking.
by 1956315649 September 25, 2014
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Butt Chunking

The act of of creating an airtight seal with one’s mouth over a gaping anus and vomiting.
I felt his lips press flat around my asshole, tight to my taint, then the butt chunking began and I felt my lower intestine fill with his last meal.
by COWonROIDZ March 22, 2024
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shit cranking

when two people are fucking and you rip shit out of the others ass and stuff it in there mouth until they choke to death
i was shit cranking my gramma cuz she yelled at me
by LilButNuster May 27, 2024
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Tuna Cranking

Subtly pleasing in individual via their pockets (pocket jerking) other than yourself who has unclean genitalia in public.
Sebastian was caught Tuna Cranking Gabe in the town park”
by Bsls March 27, 2026
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Mud cranking

The act of cranking one’s hog in a mud pit. This may include more than one individual, in which case it would be referred to as a “party pit of muddy crankers”.
I saw my buddy Jacob mud cranking all by himself and I helped out by using the water house and joining him.
by Evendasteven420 January 17, 2026
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