Crunchy nut

When you nut while having a kidney stone
Bro I just had a crunchy nut and it hurt
by John nut September 27, 2019
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crunchy papa

What a sugar daddy is when he wants some sugar.
My sugar daddy took my shopping but after he took off his clothes I realized he was a crunchy papa
by RavenSnowYo March 25, 2018
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Crunchy Taco

A crunchy taco is an adult word for when a lovely lady takes a swim or perhaps a surf in the ocean and happens to get a little sand in her lady parts...and before she gets all clean, she gets a little “down time” from her generous partner....the partner then gets a crunchy taco.

Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.
Hey Steve what did you do last night?

“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”
by Janine LaSalle February 03, 2018
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crunchy karen

A super type of Karen. The type of Karen figure who will not only harass and abuse retail staff for doing their job but will use any attention she gets to push her MLM scheme essential oils. Strictly homeschools her 4-8 kids despite having no higher qualifications of her own, thinks vaccines are the devil but uses a vape and eats junk food regularly. A Crunchy Karen is defined as a type of super Karen.
"Did you see Amy the other week?"

"Yeah, she was pushing her essential oils again."

"What a Crunchy Karen."

"What is a crunchy Karen?"

"A type of super Karen who is the Karen of all Karen's."
by Chloerose98 March 04, 2021
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Crunchy Vocals

when vocals have kind of a heavier sound to them, sort of a rasp.
by motherfuckinggenius April 13, 2010
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crunchy dream

A wet dream where you wake up so late by the the time you wake up your underwear is crunchy as opposed to wet.
Tim - "Yo I had a great dream about my girl but I woke up at like 3pm with crispy underwear, what happened?"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"
by PhatPig January 31, 2023
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crunchy foreskin

the build up and hardening of piss, cum, and dead skin cells after months of not cleaning yourself.
Dan: dawg what is that smell?
Ben: sorry man i got crunchy foreskin
Dan: man! cleanse yourself!
by quimb December 31, 2021
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