by John nut September 27, 2019
by RavenSnowYo March 25, 2018
A crunchy taco is an adult word for when a lovely lady takes a swim or perhaps a surf in the ocean and happens to get a little sand in her lady parts...and before she gets all clean, she gets a little “down time” from her generous partner....the partner then gets a crunchy taco.
Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.
Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.
Hey Steve what did you do last night?
“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”
“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”
by Janine LaSalle February 03, 2018
A super type of Karen. The type of Karen figure who will not only harass and abuse retail staff for doing their job but will use any attention she gets to push her MLM scheme essential oils. Strictly homeschools her 4-8 kids despite having no higher qualifications of her own, thinks vaccines are the devil but uses a vape and eats junk food regularly. A Crunchy Karen is defined as a type of super Karen.
"Did you see Amy the other week?"
"Yeah, she was pushing her essential oils again."
"What a Crunchy Karen."
"What is a crunchy Karen?"
"A type of super Karen who is the Karen of all Karen's."
"Yeah, she was pushing her essential oils again."
"What a Crunchy Karen."
"What is a crunchy Karen?"
"A type of super Karen who is the Karen of all Karen's."
by Chloerose98 March 04, 2021
"gerard way has some crunchy vocals!"
by motherfuckinggenius April 13, 2010
A wet dream where you wake up so late by the the time you wake up your underwear is crunchy as opposed to wet.
Tim - "Yo I had a great dream about my girl but I woke up at like 3pm with crispy underwear, what happened?"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"
by PhatPig January 31, 2023
by quimb December 31, 2021