a crunchy bean

when referring to some one as a crunchy bean you are saying they have the same itelligence as of the person on twitter named "dr. crunchy" also known as "crunchy bean boi" witch is low

person a " your such a crunchy bean"
person b "what the fuck is a"
person a "see a crunchy bean"

by uhfhjhghjks January 21, 2021

Lucky Crunchy

So you crush some chips (usually Lay’s but it can be whatever). Then you put the chips in your partner’s asshole or pussy. You then eat the chips out of them while throat fucking her or him

I heard Harry and his girl totally had a radical lucky crunchy the other day!

by The_Dufe July 9, 2023

penis cruncher

The process in which a penis is eaten

My ex girlfriend was a penis cruncher,she bit it right off

by Fred flawless July 21, 2006

Crunchberry

When fucking a man in the ass missionary style, and sucking his cock at the same time.

The other day I gave Cory a sloppy crunchberry, and it tasted so good!

by John Bergeron May 2, 2007

crunchy lips

When a woman's vagina is really gross and has crusted over with a mixture of cum and vagina sweat it is usually a dark brownish black color

Damn, I walked in in your grandma changing, that bitch got some crunchy lips.

by J-menace October 20, 2013

dick cruncher

some one who likes to snack on dicks twenty four fucking seven.

that bitch is a dick cruncher mayne.
dedicated to my buddy laura

by Josh O August 18, 2004

crunchewy

A mixture of "crunchy" and "chewy", describing the texture of certain foods.

"Genisoy's mint chocolate soy protein bars are crunchewy! They're delicious!"

"Cookies in caramel and chocolate coating...mmm, crunchewy goodness!"

by Sandy87 May 16, 2005